Young Folks Pussy

Maybe it makes me the world's biggest knob, but I actually quite enjoyed Peter, Bjorn and John's 'Young Folks'. There was something quite basic and catchy about the whistling, which somehow made up for the otherwise bum out coffee-table ambience. Another love of mine is songs with highly explicit lyrics about fornicating, especially when mooted by hot'n'sweaty ghetto trollops. No surprise I love this:



And this.



Oh, and this.



And definitely this.



That's why this new Diplo tune tickles me. It's as if that coffee-table mentioned above was strewn with mountains of coke, a couple of well-worn sex toys, a quart of Spanish Fly, and all 3 different types of Alizé. I'm sure you will agree, quite a party.