Vincent Gallo

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the gun-toting sell-out that is Vincent Gallo.


In what is possibly the most poorly-judged celebrity endorsement of all time, Gallo has signed on to be the new face of H&M. Although I have never been much of a Gallo fan, and his records with Warp are certainly nothing to write home about, I always kind of dug his give-a-fuck, "out of my cold dead hands", NRA tendencies. This however, is just a bit too much. That glint in his eye is the look of a man who knows he just sold his soul for a $10 cashmere jumper.